Because you might die.
Die from laughter (good kine) , die from jealousy that your friends aren't as radically awesome as mine (It's true, look up "da bomb" in the dictionary and you'll see their picture there), die from embarrassment for me (Meh. Pretty sure you already knew I was ridonkulous. Mostly because I use words like ridonkulous.), die from my lack of decorum (Mom), die from over-exposure to pure AWESOMENESS (Thanks Panda)....
either way faces will melt and people will die from me posting this. You've been warned.
My friends threw me a Madonna themed karaoke party for my birthday. Yes indeed they sure did.
Jackie came straight from a flight back from Disneyland and brought me this:
Do I look 27 yet? Best night evahhhhhhhhh!
(No alochol was consumed in the making of this birthday... this is what happens when Moms are kid-free for a night. SCARY!)