Has your doctor ever commanded you become "Butt-white"? I've never heard a man that old utter those classy words before.
He's an award winning doctor and I like his sassy wit, but look at the girl in the Myspace-esque picture below:
She's not exactly tan.
Apparently she has enough of the wrong kinds of moles to have a 1/4 chance of Melanoma. And that sassy, elderly doctor is very upset with her for her "tan."
I've been given specific directions about a daily sunscreen routine, even if the only sun I see is to the car and back, and an order to return every six months until I am "Butt-white." Do you like how I keep capitalizing the "Butt" part as if it's an official title or something?
So, if you see me wearing all manner of creative winter clothing:
pat me on the back or introduce me to the casting director for Tim Burton films.
Look it's Thomas and me!