Someday my kids will eat what's for dinner. Right?
Someday they won't be so loyal to their frustratingly limited list of food items.
And that damn Food Nanny.
She's so upbeat and precious that I can't stay mad at her for long.
I watched her shows diligently and took note of all her tips and rules and still! Still! We have nights like tonight constantly.
I know I need to be consistent and keep trying to expose them to a variety of foods.... and we're talking really basic food that most humans eat like eggs, chicken that isn't a dino or nugget, most cooked main courses in general... but the nightly rejection is taking a toll.
If I make homemade pizza or pancakes we are all on the same page. Other than that... all bets are off.
These precious little infuriating robots!
They look healthy enough, but when are they going to really eat? How do they live? Their diet consists mainly of sandwiches, quesadillas, fruit, crackers... maybe cheese.... and a whole lotta whatever sugary junk they can talk me into... I'm sure I am missing something else, but that about sums it up.
I told Ambrose we were going to make a 25 new foods sticker chart like his buddy Adelaide has and he was really excited. Three stickers in he wants his prize and the chart turned into a complete meltdown disaster.
Somebody save me! I'm gonna start eating dinner locked in my room with Thomas while the boys rummage through the pantry for spare packs of fruit snacks and old 72 hour kit cast-offs. What would the Food Nanny say??? I'm sorry Food Nanny. You spunky thing you. I love you. I will keep trying, but I feel like a loser.