There's definitely a hierarchy of Halloween candy isn't there.
And it is the same for me today as it was way back when my sisters and I would pour out our bags after a night of trick-or-treating, categorizing the spoils into piles that made sense to us, bartering with the wisdom of seasoned pirates...
Reese's Peanut Butter Cups have been and will always be at the top of the charts for me
I'm sorry to say, because I hate to hurt it's feelings, but the good old tootsie roll (The plain kind that look like this: not the flavored ones. Those are pure YUM.) in all it's simplicity and in spite of it's good natured endurance will always be dead last. Maybe even after all the well meaning pencils, raisins, pretzels, and bouncy balls some diluted souls talk themselves into handing out.
Sorry tootsie roll. It wouldn't be Halloween without you, and you're a welcome sight come next week when all the better candy is gone, but you're last place. Right next to mysterious hard candies that have no discernible flavor. Yep.