Homemade lightsabers. We have made like 14 varieties of them. Our how-to pamphlet will be distributed Fall 2082. Look for it.
This is what Asher does when Ambrose is at school.
Ambrose really gets into his homework.
Ambrose: "Oh look Mama, it's Jeff Tweedy!" Me: "No, that's Elvis." Ambrose: "Who?" Me: "A guy named Elvis." Ambrose: (all offended) "That is NOT a boy name."